Favorite brotps | Chloe & Nick

"Hey, um thanks for showing me the ropes, you know? Not treating me like a leopard."

"I think you mean leper.  Like someone with leprosy.  Disease.  Causes disfigurement, lesions.”

"Ew.  No, I mean, a leopard.  You know, like like a big jungle cat that people try to avoid so they don’t get eaten.”


Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 


What a cute family

Hayley Atwell guest stars as Agent Peggy Carter in Agents of SHIELD 2x01 "Shadows" (x)


if you sneeze in a jaeger does your partner sneeze with you since you’re linked? does the whole jaeger sneeze along too or is it programmed not to? have jaeger pilots ever sneezed and accidentally ended up activating one of their weapons? 

this is what keeps me up at night 


Bobbi Morse Reading List

This was originally going to go up during Bobbi Morse Appreciation Week but, after the good news at the Agents of SHIELD panel, I decided to put it up now instead.

The list of comics below are comics where Bobbi plays a significant part. The ones with a * beside them are particularly good jumping on points and introductions to the character.

Sadly, I was unable to find a torrent with Marvel Super Action #1, but a link will be added if I find one.

There is also an intro post here.

As Agent 19

  • Astonishing Tales - 6, 7, 8-20 - (T1)

As Huntress

  • Marvel Super Action - 1 - 

As Mockingbird

  • *Marvel Team-Up - 95 - (T1)
  • *Hawkeye Vol 1 - 1-4 - (T1) (T2)
  • West Coast Avengers - 1-4, 1-46, 48, 49, 78-83, 87-90, 100 - (T1)
  • The Last Avengers Story - 1-2 - (T1)
  • House of M: Avengers - (T1)
  • *Secret Invasion - 1-8 - (T1)
  • * New Avengers Vol 1 - 52, 54-57, 59-60, 63, 64 - (T1)
  • New Avengers Vol 2 - (regular character) - 9-14 - (T1)
  • *New Avengers: The Reunion - 1-4 - (T1)
  • *Hawkeye & Mockingbird - 1-6 - (T1)
  • Widowmaker - 1-4 - (T1)
  • *Secret Avengers Vol 2 - 2-16 - (T1)

sam wilson looking at steve rogers

For so long, all I wanted was for you to love me, to accept me. I thought it was my honor I wanted, but really, I was just trying to please you. You, my father, who banished me just for talking out of turn. My father, who challenged me, a thirteen-year-old boy, to an Agni Kai. How could you possibly justify a duel with a child?






some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.












is this why the show was taken off nick?

So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me

No I don’t think you guys understand this is frightening

Airbenders are pretty much the most powerful benders. A firebender has to create fire. A waterbender is most powerful on the open seas as much as an earthbender is on land. But air is literally everywhere.

The Air Nomads weren’t dangerous because they chose not to be.



While I agree that Airbenders do have a lot of power at their exposure, they aren’t the only ones.

Waterbenders can bend any type of fluid containing water, even blood inside the human body! That’s pretty fucking metal.


They can also take the water vapor out of the air, use their own sweat or even drain the water out of every living thing nearby. 


Imagine that ^^ happening to a person..

Next we have fire, the element of destruction. Like Airbenders, they can use the air around them, and transfer it into energy. Firebenders can bend or generate anything fire/ heat related.  That means lightning, flames, or extreme heat that has the potential to shape its environment (such as melt molten rock and metal.) Even fire breath!




Next we have Earth. Earthbenders can bend anything related or comprised of Earth, such as metal, rock, dirt, sand, etc. EVEN LAVA. Anything mineral related? You got it. Admittedly, minerals- although extremely easy to come by, are not as present as water or air. But there sure is enough to make use of, and we can’t say Earthbenders aren’t powerful!


This guy just stopped a volcano. 


Not only are they powerful, but they are also graceful. 


And I mean look at this! Avatar Kyoshi Earthbends a freaking continent in HALF!


In conclusion, fear all benders. 


a detective agency called ‘intergalactic investigations’ and its just kate and america bouncing around the multiverse solving petty galactic crimes and getting paid mostly in food, spare change, and taxi fare

“But once you start thinking of how you can spend your days and nights with them, what their laugh would sound like in the silence of your thoughts, the way your head might rest on their shoulder perfectly, the way their hair would look in the morning with tangled bed sheets, the way their hand would fit in yours, the way they may like a song, the way their smile would be a reason for you to wake up, and how you want to get to know every bit of their soul - it makes you realize how much you want to have them in your life, and how much you are really screwed.” — I think of how nice it would be, to get to know every little bit of you. (via dollpoetry)